MHO always and forever ๐Ÿ˜š


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One man can be a crucial ingredient on a team, but one man cannot make a team. Kareem Abdul-Jabba (via kushandwizdom)
  • during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
  • during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing. Agatha Christie, (via kushandwizdom)
I am fucking insane but my intentions are gold and my heart is pure. (via golddiggerr)

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peacocktales:

For real though why do boys complain about kissing girls who have red lipstick on? It just gets on your lips so now youโ€™re wearing it too?? Itโ€™s a free makeover and now youโ€™re lookin fab why complain??? So ungrateful?????

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