You don't know me.



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h3rmione:

remember when you could google an album title and like three mediafire links would come up that was good

(via niggapus)

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mormondad:

when someone tries to wake me up from a nap　

(via niggapus)

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h0odrich:

just accidentally stepped on two mating bugs at least they died together like romeo and juliet

(via niggapus)

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lsd-island:

isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms

like

damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement

(Source: moonythemarauder, via titanic-titties69)

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michaelswaney: SHARY BOYLE, BEAST (HIGHLAND SERIES), 2007
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neodad: you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
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  • boys in fights: i hate you man fuck you
  • girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
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silenthill: aerobaticcookie: silenthill: i’m new to this sensitive guy thing And apparently spelling…