Life hack: You can put condiments on anything. It doesn’t even matter what it is. Put mustard on your mom while she’s asleep. I’m not sure how this is a life hack but i will figure it out in time.
Is this why I woke up covered in ranch dressing?
Life hack: If someone is impersonating your mother on the internet, call the police
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again