my face.
twitter.


disheartens:

seriously why do 12 year olds have to put  that they’re single in their descriptions like yeah of course you’re single YOU’RE hecking 12 LIKE YEAH I’M 12 AND I’M TAKEN LET’S GO ON RAINBOW LOOM MAKING DATES WHILE WATCHING DOG WITH A BLOG 

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linaxtic:

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

Is your dad Buddy Valastro?

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